Alan Keyes: Crooner
Just as we thought the Illinois Senate race couldn't get more absurd Alan Keyes belts out "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" on CBS 2 Chicago.
I bet this guy doesn't even break 20%!
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Sam Felder is a web designer and occasional writer in Los Angeles, CA.
Born in Washington, DC, Sam and his family moved to Peoria, IL, where he grew up and went to school. He returned to DC in 2003 and left for the west coast in late 2005.
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- Sam tweeted, "I don't think tonight's presidential debate could possibly have had less substance: http://tinyurl.com/6arb64" Sam tweeted, "I don't think tonight's presidential debate could possibly have had less substance: http://tinyurl.com/6arb64" Sam tweeted, "I don't think tonight's presidential debate could possibly have had less substance: http://tinyurl.com/6arb64" 2008-04-17T05:58:45Z 2008-04-17T05:58:45Z
- Sam is attending IxDA-SF Presents: Matt Jones, "Playfulness in Design" at odopod Sam is attending IxDA-SF Presents: Matt Jones, "Playfulness in Design" at odopod Sam is attending IxDA-SF Presents: Matt Jones, "Playfulness in Design" at odopod 2008-04-16T21:30:19Z 2008-04-16T21:30:19Z
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He's got my vote! Or at least my sympathy vote. Well, actually, I just wish he'd go campaigning on the East Side of Chicago.
And while not related to Keyes' singing abilities, if I hear this guy compare himself to Lincoln one more time, I'm gonna scream. Yes, we all know that Lincoln was born in Ky. and grew up in In., but he moved to Springfield 2 YEARS before running for STATE legislature. Lincoln was a resident of Illinois. Keyes is a carpetbagger.
(For those of you who might not have gotten my crack about the east side of Chicago, check out the Map of the East Side of Chicago.
Oh, Jeremy. You clever minx!
Minx? Perhaps I'm not up on all the deck terms these days, but I think this is tomfoolery.
I think this guy stands a great chance in the 53rd Ward. I've got the chairs marking out my parking place at my local polling place (St Eusebius' off Worley) already. Vote for Bus!